Was it Bucky Barnes? Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. MJ, these are the guys." He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. "You know what this line of work is like dad, and it was only one time," I say and the rest of the team nods as we did it together and then sworn not. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony Maybe it would just be funny. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. Don't ask.. And yet, somehow not surprised. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. "How do you even do that?" Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. Write by: . There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. "Never Have I Ever been a girl." Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. Yesh. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. "You knew?" So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". #iorndad It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. as well as Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. Work Search: No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. "What! He lets it go. Tony said. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Peter stood up. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. Al1v3p00l, AddSomeSparkles, Gretetel, pheonixfeathers, Mani_readz, Athena_83, Son_AviAgreste, Theseeker100, Sydneyy205, Sarah_248, Bessiesboy04, Blackdahlia3000, th3_r4t_k1ng, lileolily, and_AS, 14Muffinz, Psyclopticfury, Annaparkerjones, Nicecutgee, Rahhpixy, Korbi01, Mian975, Ejiro_kiripima, localbookgirl, jnate101, minho_stole_my_cats, dxnllse, Artistik_nobody, yasammy4life, TheLyingGrapevine, apeacufulocean, Rudgiraffe, Yoosangah, rozeis, udonsuperiority, ImAHyperPotato, Madmadds01, daughter_of_apollo_7, Radzy_N3rd_time, OliOcelot, Blackwidow622, hockeyaddict, natalicja_w, charlotte1217, alilhopelessromanticgremlin, kukutajam, Alphandrew23, goldenzingy46, Tonydeservesbetter, nexttoyouboyfriends_larry, and 145 more users She's super badass. #watty2019. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. What? Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Yeah, sure. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Steve sighs. The Avengers were shocked. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. It sounds like a genuine question. Did we have make-up sex?. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. Scott questions and I smirk. That. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. "That is no excuse mister!" I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Wade explained. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. I m'n yes. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Never Have I Ever (TV) - Works | Archive of Our Own I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. If there are limits, the fun's gone. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. "This was very educational with Peter putting a chicken and flower pot on his head and getting a tattoo but it's three in the morning and we are all almost asleep," Uncle Steve says and I see he is right. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. All of the adults take a shot. Steve, you animal, you.. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. He likes tzatziki. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. Seriously? What? Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". "Never have I ever been stabbed." Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. Betty ringed the bell. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? #hulk But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and Enjoy! #pp Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. left kudos on this work! Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. It's blueberry, his favorite. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. What the HELL?' Oh, come on! Tony brightens considerably at that. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. Matt said. " No, Clint says, because they didn't. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 52, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover In case you wondered. He grimaces. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Just like she knew they were still dating. And horny. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. Tony purses his lips. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Nope, Clint says. Fancy that., What? Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. Oh yeaaah. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. We have, Clint says. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Sometimes randomly, even. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Sort of. That's too easy. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Tony, Natasha snaps. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. which, to be fair, was a good point. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Tony, it's three in the morning. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. Me? Clint looks over at him. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. remain the property of their respective owners. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. Nazi, Steve says. There's one problem. Back the fuck up." It becomes a semi-regular thing. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). Wanda said. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass.